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"That's like a glowing penis..." -P@t

"I'm good with faces." -Cyreskul(?)
"I'm good wih asses." -The Cat

"He was gonna touch your junk." -George Takacs
"Came close." -The Cat
"That's why I'm jealous." -George Takacs

"Eric, your cherry is dead." -MissHell
"My cherry's been dead for a couple of years." -Lakespeed
"Condolences on the loss of your cherry..." -Lonewolf

"I'm not the one giving her tequila!" -Dasphule

"I hear your docking is pretty good..." -Dasphule to Mark Yungblut

"I like girls. They have holes and bumps." Dasphule

"Ack! Kenny, you're not my type!" -Dasphule

"Just be funny Mark! Buy a book or something!" -Dasphule

"No Pat, I will not rub George's dick!" -The Cat to P@t

"That's how I picture you when I masturbate..." -P@t to Dasphule

"You got purty eyes Pat." -Dasphule to P@t

"Pat reminds me of this transtesticle I saw at the mall once..." -The Cat

"Wheee!" -Dasphule (in the bathroom)
"Looks like he finally found his pecker." -The Cat

"You got spooged. Lick it off." -MissHell
"It'll keep the stain from setting?" -The Cat

"I wish that man would have emancipated me before he proclamated me..." -Dasphule

"And P.S., I'm not wearing any panties." -Dasphule

"Who's up for a game of bukkake?" -Lakespeed

"Eric, you're like Jack Daniels... smooth!" -Dasphule to Zysurge

"My porn name would be Idid Arod." -P@t

"Prostate? What prostate?!" -Mark Yungblut

"He's showing me things that make my wee-wee hard." -Dasphule

"I guess I better learn how to sculpt cocks..." -P@t

"My teeth are sweating!" -LDB

"5am this morning Pat climbed in bed with me for a hummer" -The Cat
"Yea, been practicing shugging, relaxing the throat muscles..." -P@t
"Dang, it was good!" -The Cat

"Yer ass is so tight that when you fart only dogs can hear it." -The Cat
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Old 05-19-2013, 06:12 PM
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That's why his butthole bleeds.--Das Phule
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Old 05-19-2013, 11:14 PM
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No, you're shittin' me. I WON 3 Bronzes? REALLY?--Da Beav
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Old 05-19-2013, 11:31 PM
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You won Sam?

If so, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Way to go buddy!

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Old 05-20-2013, 07:25 AM
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"Yeah. I remember when I had my first beer, too." Das Phule to REL's daughter.
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I know I'm drunk. Every third word coming out of my mouth sounds like Klingon.
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:29 AM
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"What's Dave deep-throating over there?" -P@t
"Looks like he blew a seal!? WTF" -Me

"That guy is a hard-on with glasses." -Neb

"How did you blow it with less than a minute left?" -Lakespeed

"Why are you touching me, you're not a priest!" -Trekmanscott

"Divorce? Is like she's sucking your soul through your urethra." -P@t

"He's like me, he likes wood." -Dasphule

"Some people are full of themselves but their modeling skills don't reflect their claims. Met one in particular and he's NOT a very merry man." -Neb
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"You REALLY need to see a proctologist, and SOON!" Mark Yungblut to me
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"There's only one bathroom?" Me, because the one next to the blue horse cafe was broken all weekend.
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"He touched me here, and here and that no-no place..." -Dasphule
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"That fart was just the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd." - The Cat
After hearign the one Eric ripped at Sonic, this most definitely applies:

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That fart REALLY worried me. I swear it sounded like somebody poured a bucket of dishwater onto a cobblestone road. It smelled like a demon, too.
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Yeah, it was like a black hole fart. It sucked everything inwards......
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Me wearing "Child of Mecha" shirt,
Cat covered up the letter 'a' from beside me and yells "Hey Pat"
P@t comes over and presents to shank me with a pen.
Me, "But Dad?"
P@t, "Grrrrrrr...."




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Yeah, it was like a black hole fart. It sucked everything inwards......
Yes, I like you bro, but Jim and I dove for cover up wind....

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