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Old 05-16-2010, 11:27 PM
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"That's how my life goes, George. I can't even reach into my own pants." --Mech

"Is that new underwear or are you not wearing any underwear?" --Staypuft
"Why wear any underwear when time's of the essence." --Neb

"Why do I always end up stuck behind all these weenies?!" --Neb

"Settle the fog down!" --Neb

"Been so long for me that if I get excited I might blow the windows off your truck." --Mech
"Just as long as you don't get anything on this shirt or she'll be pissed." --Neb

"Heh heh... Hummer... say that 3 times really fast." --Mech

"Well, if they fuck up at this restaurant there's always Smokey Bones... not!" --Neb

"Look, they're docking their cameras!" -- Lakespeed to Jim & Jay

"WTF, did I ordered the pussy steak by mistake?!" --Neb

"Damn, I think I spooged myself a little." --me
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"Don't interrupt. He's telling us a story about a dick." --Lakespeed

"Dude, I'm not giving you mouth-2-mouth." --Griffworks
"Hey, you'd be blowing on the wrong orifice." --Mech

"Hold on, my knees are not up to my nipples yet." --Gouf

"Oh! Keep doing that, Marci." --Mech

"Hey kid, I've taken shits bigger than you." --Qrest Fourstar

"What?! You like gay midget porn?!?" --Ed

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"Well crap... Jimi's got scurvy." --Kylwell

"Does anybody else wants to hold Matt's most prized possession?" --PCB

"I either gotta shit real bad or I'm having a heart attack." --Mech

"While he's down there, why doesn't he give me some maintenance below the ribs?" --Lakespeed
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Old 05-17-2010, 11:33 AM
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Gosh darn it.
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Default Re: Things Overheard at WonderFest

"I've never heard anyone snore on the inhale and exhale. Fuck, dude."--Mech to me this morning.

Griff: (barely audible whisper) Jesus Christ! (louder) Jon, turn over you're snoring! Turn over!
Mech: Fuck you.
Griff: Feel the love.
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"I just spent last night in a dark room curled up in a ball screaming i'm so sorry to my liver. Fuck you and your fucking Zombie suite."
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He's so drunk that if you shove a cucumber up his ass in the morning it will be a pickle!
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"I've never heard anyone snore on the inhale and exhale. Fuck, dude."--Mech to me this morning.

Griff: (barely audible whisper) Jesus Christ! (louder) Jon, turn over you're snoring! Turn over!
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He's so drunk that if you shove a cucumber up his ass in the morning it will be a pickle!
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My god what a fun weekend.
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Frak frakkity frak frak frak, I seem to've missed out on some fun this year.
'Specially this "Sydney" female. It's not often I meet one who can actually drink.
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She drunk with mech 'till he got tired of drinking with her. She razzed him mercilessly, and when he got involved with other things she started drinking with Griff. At the start of that she had a plastic cup full of coke and whiskey - I know for a fact that it had just enough coke in it for coloration!
She hung right in there, going shot for shot with Griff.... and when it started looking like she had had waaaaaaaay too damn much Griff started withdrawing from that contest in a most genteel manner.
She would have never given up otherwise.....
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Is she attending next year?
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We've got to get you up here next year, Mike.
I'll send you a pod, large enough to keep you safe, comfortable and fed for the flight, shipping you UPS.
Not a bad idea and cheaper too. As long as it's 24 hours or under Express mail, I could handle being boxed up with Coke, munchies and a laptop. Might be a bit rough on the USA end as I've heard bad stories about the postala service over there.

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Is she attending next year?
No idea. I hope so. Her dad represents Iron Shipwright....and he brought some of his wares. If he did well sales-wise, he might be back. I hope he does return; he'll end up selling me some resin.
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I suspect he's the one I recommended speak to you re: larger scale ships. Now I know I missed out this year.
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I suspect he's the one I recommended speak to you re: larger scale ships. Now I know I missed out this year.
One thing's for sure - he's going to end up selling me a 1/350 Seydlitz.
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Forgot this one:

"I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy."
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