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Old 05-20-2013, 09:38 AM
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Hoping to hear words of the fun had by all, as well as what model news was heard, who won what for which models. and The Good, Bad and The Ugly of the various events of WF.

Attendees, lets hear it, please. Some of us have to live vicariously thru ya'll for their WonderFest fix.
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Old 05-20-2013, 03:59 PM
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No shit man. Been trting to get back since the 07 show and life keeps inserting its foot every year...
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Wonderfest Mission Report
Stardate 1305.20
USS Miranda, NCC-1833

Arrived Louisville sector on Stardate 1305.15 at approx 1800 ship's time as part of a three-ship vanguard force. No problems encountered en route. Went to see the new Trek movie at local IMAX theater. Almost suffered an adrenaline overload and testosterone explosion. Pressure was contained, but barely. Refueled at White Castle and later, almost suffered an explosion of a vastly different type. Reconaissance revealed an interesting German restaurant.

SD 1305.16 - Awakened and began preliminary alcohol consumption. Went on supply run. Sensors began detecting that the Crowne Plaza complex was beginning to be overrun by small dog-like rodents. Examined model kits representing various old-Earth naval vessels. Subjected to major temptation by said ships' bring-er. Temptation repulsed. Reinforcements began to arrive. Reinforcements especially welcome because dog-like rodent population was increasing at an alarming rate. Returned to German restaurant located previous day for more....research.

SD1305.17 - Live-fire weaponry exercises with other ships. Began advanced alcohol consumption upon return to Crowne Plaza complex. Social activities increased in RI Suite. Dog-like rodent population still increasing. Said creatures observed to be constantly attended to by cooing, coddling humanoids that strongly resembled elderly human females. Alcohol consumed. Even more reinforcements arrived in the evening. Succumbed to temptation and obtained Nova-class model kit from a certain lugger of pickles.

SD1305.18 - More alcohol consumed. Social activities continued until approx 0300. Sleep attempted but barely attained. Attended Dealer Room at approx 1015. Obtained 350th TOS E for conversion project, along with several JT-Graphics accessories for other conversion projects. Transported models to contest room. Considered brief nap for energy-replenishment, but decided against it in favor of more alcohol consumption. Obtained second TOS 350th kit. Went to Japanese restaurant with pals. Satisfied by now that Crowne Plaza complex was completely infested by dog-like rodents and their attendees. After inquiries, discovered that local ordinances prohibited opening fire on said rodents. Drowned sorrows in rum.

SD1305.19 - Social activities continued until approx 0500. Attempted to sleep. Obtained lighting kit and more accessories for TOS 350th kits. Decided dog-like rodents are odd species of ambulatory tribbles. Attended awards ceremony, discovered that one of my models won GOLD. Had orgasm. Celebrated by drinking beer. Attended Cheddars' restaurant. Consumed full meal and immense hot fudge cake sundae. Almost died. Discovered that Lord Darth Beavis carries what looks like 5 pounds of artificial sweetener packets on his person.

SD1305.20 - Social activities continued until appx 0200. Sleep attempted. Departed Crowne Plaza complex at 1012. Observed crates full of doglike rodent things as I was leaving orbit. Wanted to open fire or ram but lacked sufficient energy. Returned to home planet at 1745. Sleep desperately required.

Will submit more details as time and memory allow.

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What are you.....a Vulcan?
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Judging by other comments, his "meld" of choice is the Butt Meld, practiced by a minority group of Vulcans.

Thnx for the report, Cap'n Lewis.
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 AM
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Best report EVER. Only Raytheon could come close to authoring something like that!

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What are you.....a Vulcan?
More like a Vulvan (lippy bit of a c**t), but he's OK for a cat owner...

Well deserved gold, Dave. I assume one of those 350s will become a Miranda?
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Judging by other comments, his "meld" of choice is the Butt Meld, practiced by a minority group of Vulcans.

Thnx for the report, Cap'n Lewis.
That depends ENTIRELY upon the butt in question! LOL

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Congrats on the Miranda!
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One major factor that I left out of my report was how badly you were missed.

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More like a Vulvan (lippy bit of a c**t), but he's OK for a cat owner...

Well deserved gold, Dave. I assume one of those 350s will become a Miranda?
Vulvan!!!!!! LOL!!!!

Thank you, and you assume correctly. That's my WF 2014 project. I'll start on it after I get through my DT's.
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Best fucking report ever, Dave. Had me laughing out loud at my desk.
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Thank you, and you assume correctly. That's my WF 2014 project. I'll start on it after I get through my DT's.
Yeah - best wait a week or so: DTs and scalpels... a bloody Vulvan is something none of us like!
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Those yappy little dogs were everywhere. I kept hoping a Korean chef would show up and make some of them mysteriously vanish...


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One of the lady's carrying one in the elevator gave me a go to hell look when I asked if it was a shitzu.
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