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"You need to, you know, make sure the hotel room door is properly closed before we pressurise. It's a safety feature, y'know, and the hotel manager will check." - 777, talking in his sleep
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"Did you get a FPK 'special' handout (color condoms)? Here." --me to Everett
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"That is the most mottly looking bunch of geeks I've ever seen." -- My wife after waiting in line Friday night to get our passes.
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"That is the most mottly looking bunch of geeks I've ever seen." -- My wife after waiting in line Friday night to get our passes.
There were some oddly-groomed mother fuckers there, weren't they???
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Erin: "Here ya go, the FPK handout this year." Hands me a condom.

I flip it over, glance at it, reach in my backpack, pull out a flashlight and start zapping the condom. On. Off. On. Off. On. Off.

Erin: "Wha' the fuck you doing?!"

Me: "Trying to see if it'll glow."

Erin: "Put it on your fuckin' dick!"

Me: "Dude - that rubber is too small."

Erin: "Fucking asshole."
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"What is with that shirt? Are you a member of the fuckin' gay russian navy?" Suki to Erin
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Tom to a probably 4th generation Japanese American Chef at a Teppanyaki restaurant:

Tom: "What's your name?"
Chef:... "you wouldn't be a to pronounce it"
Tom: "is it Steve? I can say 'Steve'"
Chef: "no, it's Chris"


That was FUCKING hilarious WIN !!!

here's the pics to prove even Japanese chefs can't keep their eyebrows...

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"Previously, At Wonderfest..."

Had to bump this one. Getting WF fever here
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This thread needs more cowbell.
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"You've been SODOMIZED?"

"Hey, Scott, Eric, Dave...there's some guys here to see you!" Their expression--"Holy shit, we're gonna die!"
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"You've been SODOMIZED?"

"Hey, Scott, Eric, Dave...there's some guys here to see you!" Their expression--"Holy shit, we're gonna die!"
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When Dave said fever I said cowbell....I KNEW someone was going to pick up on that!
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