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"Ugly chicks need to work harder at it." (Lakespeed)

"Thought you were having an organism over there..." (The Cat)

"Man, pizza's so hot that is burning my balls!" (Lakespeed)

"He had no choice. George Takacs was jacking off all over the model I built." (Dasphule)

"They just bounced balls off each other." (Mar10)
"Just like Wonderfest! Oohh!! (The Cat)

"You're so demanding! Work the shaft, yank it harder, move faster, cup the balls, caw, caw, caw! Jeez!!" (Dasphule to Lakespeed)

"Two grilled cheese sandwiches with a burger in between..." (Lakespeed)

"I did put my penis in his first 2 kit boxes but after that I got tired." (Lakespeed)

"I'm sure that old guy starts his day thinking 'God, I hope I can poop today.'" (Dasphule)

"You are a lovely man. If I were 2% gay-er..." (Dasphule)
"Uh, so what's the other 98%? (Suki5150)

"George Takei wants to poke you!" (P@t)

"OB/GYN... that's a very vertical job." (Allthumbs)

"Fuckin' hell!" (Suki5150)

"Argh... the stupid, it burns!" (Thag)

"Your kid will have a future as a proctologist & will render regular colonoscopies a moot procedure." (Dasphule)

"So that's what happens when you fuck people in the ass w/o lube." (Dasphule)
"You'd know about that..." (Trekmanscott)
"Yea, as a matter of fact..." (Dasphule)
"Uh, I think I walked into the wrong room." (Jim NCC1701A)

"If I can't see her kidneys the is not worth posting her picture." (Dasphule)

"Hi, I'm Brian." (Wedgecharlotte to Valkyrie)
"Hi, I'm an asshole." (Valkyrie to Wedgecharlotte)

"How old is she? (Dasphule to M3)
"23." (M3 to Dasphule)
"Damn, she still has some plastic wrap left on her!" (Dasphule to M3)
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Old 05-26-2012, 12:35 AM
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"OB/GYN... that's a very vertical job." (Allthumbs)
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Old 05-26-2012, 06:15 AM
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I thought that was him... but given how freely the alcohol flowed last night, I could easily be mistaken.
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"Oh, he's taller than me. We don't line up." - Dasphule
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Old 05-26-2012, 01:19 PM
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"Her tits drop a half an inch, it hits the New York Times." - Neb, about Kim Kardashian

"It's like watching the Darwin Awards live." - Godfather

"Did you see that life-sized Chiana?"
"Yeah, I bumped into her and actually said excuse me!" - Padawan v 2.5

"He can put my dick under his tongue and hold it there till it dissolves" - Dasphule

"Then don't fuckin' buy it!!!" - dude manning the SSM table

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Damn, I wish I was with you guys!
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Ditto, USS Tennessee. The one time I went, when I got home, my sides hurt for a week!

NEXT.

FUCKING.

YEAR!!!
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"Cox Smoking Outlet" (business sign near Kentuckyana)

"I *know* grilled cheese sandwiches." (Dasphule)
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"This is my bat-utility belt." (chef at Kobes)
"Steve!?" (everyone at the table)
"Uh, no. It's Chris actually."
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"You're me Mark, just old." (P@t)

"It was like scene from Deliverance. I just thought I got to get away from these fuckin' rednecks!" (Suki5150)
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" (P@t)
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"Hey braceface!" (Dasphule)

"Wow, you smell like a brewery!"
"Wow, you smell like pork chops!" (Dasphule)

"Hey, no need for a strap-on." (The Cat)

"That's why you woke up sweaty & sticky." (Neb)

"Rob made me the fluffer. Bastard." (Dasphule)

"If I were a woman I'd be dead from AIDS 'cuz I'd sleep with anyone." (Dasphule)

"So, what the hell was I grabbing last nite?" (Lakespeed)

"Oh, nice fucking model. Idiot." (Godfather)

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high." (Dasphule)

"Who hasn't raped Dave Hodges?" (P@t)

"Footjob? I have high arches. You'll love it." (Dasphule)

"Time to polish another turd." (Godfather)

"Mech-ing is a verb now. (P@t)

"Hot boiling soup. Nice & refreshing." (P@t at Kobes)

"Come over to the hotel. We'll get you fucked up." (P@t to Kobes chef)
"Uh... what kind of a convention is that?" (Kobes chef)
"It's like Christianmingle.com, but way worse." (P@t)
"It's like being raped with a plunger." (Dasphule)
"Whoa..." (Kobes chef)

"Sometimes people just need a good dicking." (P@t)

"Well, why not just shove all that in my box?" (MissHell)

"My box ain't that big." (Staypuft)
"And I'm glad!" (Neb)

"We should get together. I've got one that runs off sperm." (Mar10)

"You sound pakistani." (Suki5150 to Dasphule)

"I wanna bang her down to a nub." (P@t)

"Eww... somebody's jizz rag." (MissHell, walking into the elevators)
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"Too late. Dick's limp and she's in the bathroom. Whattya want?" - Dasphule
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"Where's my battleship?? OH, it's up in the suite with those RI assholes!" - Mean Joe Brown

"There's nothing like having a woman that's half your age wanting you...unless you're, like, 25." - Lakespeed

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"Ah. Jim. Good European stock. Strong back."- Padawan v 2.5
"Don't roll over." - Zysurge

"Hey, wanna go start getting drunk?" The Cat
"Well, my hangover's just starting to break... Sure! Let's go!" - Padawan v 2.5

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